men and women in clubs..

In the context of Singapore, there are mainly 3 types of people in local clubs; this is of course, stereotyping or assuming that each of us possesses either of the 3 traits.

Group A for Women:
They are realistic, understands what powers they need; usually falls under 24 and above age category. Got a good grasp of what their life is gonna be like, looks forward for men with cars, stable income, a good managerial position in their job with good prospects.

They are also intelligent creatures as they've more or less seen it all and thinks that "men are always men" mind set.

Group A for Men:
Knowing how Group A Women feels and what their wants/needs are; these men are always men beings will usually, get a job, get a car, go clubbing, look for girls who are looking for these type of men, spend money, buy beer, fetch her home and usually with an aftermath. Age group? As young as 18, trying to get a car and look "I am out there".

Of course, this is again, assuming on the men are always men mind set. You think you don't belong to any of the groups so far? Read on.

Group B for Women:
This group is a rather simple group to comprehend. The Women falls under below- 24 age category.

Some call them xiao lians, xiao mei mei, girls with thick make ups, low cut dresses, short skirts. Barely making it above 21 or even legal sometimes, they look out for fun, good-looking, if possible, rich and hunky guys to have fun with.

Thinking as if they know it all, these age group of people tend to get cheated very easily and on some special occasions, they transform into single mums which some think sometimes its pretty cool. Why? Buy 1 get 1 (or more) free mah.

Group B for Men:
Simpleton, No Brainer, Grinders, sometimes still takes allowance from Papa/Mama. They like to get, or rather, think its cool to get wasted and get laid in clubs/hotels/homes. Often thinking they're quite good looking, they'll hump almost anything that walks on 2 legs; even bapoks.

If you still don't think you fall in this category... Though I think you should, move on.

Group C for Women:
They are what I called the minorities. In local clubs, you'll see a small group of Women... Well I haven't really seen any so far.

These small groups of Women are there for just 1 purpose, have fun, relax, and drink. Ultimate hard to get chics of them all as they have no intentions of knowing new friends, they're just here in one corner to get their own clic going.

They perhaps, hold a proper day time job, and are the most decent group of them all.

Group C for Men:
Some may say its because they're gutless, they're look-less, or they're just useless.

Small group of non-grinders, non smokers, but just casual drinkers. There to dance, enjoy, perhaps know new friends, but have no intentions of getting laid. Perhaps moral issues? Perhaps humji? Don't matter; this group possesses the utmost moral values of them all.

The percentage of these 3 groups are: 45% - 45% - 10%

Then again, the speculations of such, are just solely from my own observations. Then again, if you DO fall under Group A or B. Why not ask yourself this; what the heck are you doing as of yet?

- Anonymous