Thursday, June 26, 2008

edmw~

Once a man had tried to shock a confession to a girl where he had barely knew her and it illicits such a response from her there's a 90% chance that whatever so-called 'love' between them had already been destroyed and there's a 75% chance that whatever chance of friendship is gone as well.

In short, there are no MSN romances, only face-to-face stuff unless you say u can literally cum and the other chick will get pregnant with virtual sexual intercourse.

I see your behaviour no difference from stalking to be honest. And there are 3 kinds of stalkers in the world:
1) The quiet stalker. He likes her, but she doesn't know and similarly, the guy has absolutely NO INTENTION of letting her know.... at all. He's just contented of exhibiting that 'friendship air' (90% fall into this category).

2) The annoying stalker. Love at 1st sight, instant confession expecting instant love, instant sex & instant marriage. Doesn't get a hint and is pretty dense. Keeps wondering why when the writing's on the wall (remaining 10% fall into this category)

3) The murderous stalker. Where love turns to jealousy to anger, rage & hate. Ends up in tragedy. Usually a fraction of those come from the 2nd category. I'd say like .0001%.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

a short sigh...

The saddest thing about humanity is our goodness only shine in the tragedies, the bleakest of situation, the most dire hour; much like a flickering flame candle in the darkest of night
sigh...

Monday, June 23, 2008

Bad guys really do get the most girls

Bad guys really do get the most girls
18 June 2008
NewScientist.com news service
Mason Inman

NICE guys knew it, now two studies have confirmed it: bad boys get the most girls. The finding may help explain why a nasty suite of antisocial personality traits known as the "dark triad" persists in the human population, despite their potentially grave cultural costs.

The traits are the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behaviour of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism. At their extreme, these traits would be highly detrimental for life in traditional human societies. People with these personalities risk being shunned by others and shut out of relationships, leaving them without a mate, hungry and vulnerable to predators.

But being just slightly evil could have an upside: a prolific sex life, says Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces. "We have some evidence that the three traits are really the same thing and may represent a successful evolutionary strategy."

Jonason and his colleagues subjected 200 college students to personality tests designed to rank them for each of the dark triad traits. They also asked about their attitudes to sexual relationships and about their sex lives, including how many partners they'd had and whether they were seeking brief affairs.
“High 'dark triad' scorers are more likely to try to poach other people's partners for a brief affair”

The study found that those who scored higher on the dark triad personality traits tended to have more partners and more desire for short-term relationships, Jonason reported at the Human Behavior and Evolution Society meeting in Kyoto, Japan, earlier this month. But the correlation only held in males.

James Bond epitomises this set of traits, Jonason says. "He's clearly disagreeable, very extroverted and likes trying new things - killing people, new women." Just as Bond seduces woman after woman, people with dark triad traits may be more successful with a quantity-style or shotgun approach to reproduction, even if they don't stick around for parenting. "The strategy seems to have worked. We still have these traits," Jonason says.

This observation seems to hold across cultures. David Schmitt of Bradley University in Peoria, Illinois, presented preliminary results at the same meeting from a survey of more than 35,000 people in 57 countries. He found a similar link between the dark triad and reproductive success in men. "It is universal across cultures for high dark triad scorers to be more active in short-term mating," Schmitt says. "They are more likely to try and poach other people's partners for a brief affair."

Barbara Oakley of Oakland University in Rochester, Michigan, says that the studies "verify something a lot of people have conjectured about".

Christopher von Rueden of the University of California at Santa Barbara says that the studies are important because they confirm that personality variation has direct fitness consequences.

"They still have to explain why it hasn't spread to everyone," says Matthew Keller of the University of Colorado in Boulder. "There must be some cost of the traits." One possibility, both Keller and Jonason suggest, is that the strategy is most successful when dark triad personalities are rare. Otherwise, others would become more wary and guarded.

From issue 2661 of New Scientist magazine, 18 June 2008, page 12

source: http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19826614.100-bad-guys-really-do-get-the-most-girls.html

i simply love the "pragmaticalness" of this girl

1. Must not have a shadow of a previous relationship. This is more commonly known as a “rebound”. I had my fair share of it and it lasted less than 3 months. Broke my heart and I cried my hearts out.

2. Must not mind my past. Ya… everyone has skeletons in their closets (well, at least some) and sometimes, I just don’t wish to talk about it, so do try not to pry.

3. Must be financially stable. Doesn’t matter if you don’t own a house or a car; most importantly, you must not be owing banks by the tens of thousands because I am… actually, most university students are. Oh, this also means that you should have a stable job; and being an entrepreneur who is earning deficits every month does not count.

4. Must not think with your other head. It’s a known fact that guys have 2 heads - one on their neck and the other one on another longer neck which is not shown. I already have a lot of guys who try to get into my pants, but really, I am not interested. Please love me for what I am and not for free sex.

5. It would be nice if you have nice parents. While I may not be marrying your parents, but the truth is, I don’t want to develop a daughter-in-law-mother-in-law problem in the future. This is really scary; and oh, preferably not one to rush me into giving birth to grandchildren.

6. Preferably have similar interests with me. So, what are my interests? Well, you can look up my facebook profile - I have just updated it. In a nutshell, I’m into arts and drama, science and medicine, and I like to travel and backpack with lots of photography.

7. Love me. No, seriously, love me - not the way as in “I love you, so you must show me that you love me by making love (read: have lots of sex) with me. I once had lunch with a guy friend who had an interest with me and he had a drop too much during lunch (yes, lunch!). Imagine my shock when he told me that he wants to make love to me all day and night. Damn, why do I always get these kind of guys?

Lastly, the following need not apply:

1. Smokers
2. Tatooees
3. Gamblers
4. Car racers, car salesman, car distributors
5. Promiscuous people
6. Show-offs
7. Guys who accessorise themselves with different women for different occasions
8. Cabin crew
9. Young entrepreneurs
10. Probably a few others that I can’t remember yet
11. Poor guys (sorry, I am just being pragmatic)

What do I have to offer? I don’t know, but I am not obliged to.

So, if you think you have what it takes, do drop me a message using the contact form. If you think I should remain single, then leave me a comment here because this will add to my conviction (strong belief, not a court conviction - then again, if you didn’t get this, you probably can’t apply) that I should remain single. Some even told me that perhaps celibacy is God’s call for me.

Right.

Monday, June 16, 2008

so you want to be a writer? by Charles Bukowski

if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it comes unasked out of your heart and your mind and your mouth and your gut,
don't do it.
if you have to sit for hours staring at your computer screen
or hunched over your typewriter
searching for words,
don't do it.
if you're doing it for money or fame,
don't do it.
if you're doing it because you want women in your bed,
don't do it.
if you have to sit there and rewrite it again and again,
don't do it.
if it's hard work just thinking about doing it,
don't do it.
if you're trying to write like somebody else,
forget about it.

if you have to wait for it to roar out of you,
then wait patiently.
if it never does roar out of you,
do something else.

if you first have to read it to your wife
or your girlfriend or your boyfriend
or your parents or to anybody at all,
you're not ready.

don't be like so many writers,
don't be like so many thousands of
people who call themselves writers,
don't be dull and boring and
pretentious, don't be consumed with self-love.

the libraries of the world have
yawned themselves to sleep
over your kind.
don't add to that.
don't do it.

unless it comes out of
your soul like a rocket,
unless being still would
drive you to madness or
suicide or murder,
don't do it.

unless the sun inside you is
burning your gut,
don't do it.

when it is truly time,
and if you have been chosen,
it will do it by
itself and it will keep on doing it
until you die or it dies in you.

there is no other way.

and there never was.

Friday, June 13, 2008

JUST FOR LAUGHS - Diary of a man...
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I'm unable to remember what I chose.


2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.


4. Impotence: It's nature's way of saying 'no hard feelings'.


5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop'; unless they are used together.


6. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.


7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.


8. Virginity can be cured.


9. Virginity is not dignity; it's a lack of opportunity.


10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.


12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.


13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss; only down under.


14. A newly married couple were happy with the 'whole thing'. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing!


15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't sucks


16. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.


17. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.


18. Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus; it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.


19. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

an article a day, keeps the devil at bay, because an empty mind is the devil's workshop...w/e here goes:

LOVE YOU LONG TIME?
Why do men find it so difficult to commit to just one woman? We couldn’t really be that fickle… could we?

WRITTEN BY LEVAN WEE

I’ve never been any good at long-term relationships. They are as foreign to me as a UFO from Uranus and as far from my heart as the distance between Antarctica and the Arctic. Staying committed to a girl just isn’t in my DNA. Don’t be mistaken; I am not against the idea of love – I’ve been in love plenty of times. I’m just against the idea of keeping myself in love after its expiry date passes. Just like milk, the sweetest of tastes always turns sour eventually.

I’m sure I’m not the only guy who feels this way too. Since the dawn of time, probably when early men first discovered the full functionality of their little brothers ‘down there’, men have been instinctively commitment-phobic. Think I’m making this up? Well, recent statistics reveal the rate of divorce in Singapore to be rising and the rate of marriages to be on the decline. What this simply means is that the dreaded ‘C-word’ remains low on the priority list of things to do for guys – right beneath plucking our nostril hairs and eating poisonous Pong Pong fruits. It’s no surprise as well that teenaged guys dive in and out of relationships faster than they can shout “I’m horny for more, more, more!”

That’s not to say commitment is a bad thing. On the contrary, I admire any guy who’s able to commit to a girl for the long haul. But to me, a long-lasting love affair isn’t very different from dragging yourself through a desert, misled by an oasis of wonderful thoughts of living happily ever-after, only to realise that romance is a mirage that lulls your senses and knocks you down when you aren’t looking. Still, one man’s poison is another man’s meat – I’d just rather be getting more choices of meat than the other guy, if you get my drift.

I know what the ladies must be thinking; Why can’t guys just commit? Well, there’s a very good excuse….um, I mean, reason for our fear of commitment– five good reasons actually!

1. FREEDOM IS A NICE ‘F’ WORD
Freedom – we love it, we want it, we crave it. A guy values his freedom the way he values watching a football match with his buddies on weekends. When a man feels like a relationship is infringing on his freedom to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants to, he runs like a scared dog. It’s not exactly the best of escape routes but it’s certainly better than standing around and peeing on the rug.

2. LOSS OF FREE TIME
Serious long-term relationships take up an incredulous amount of time and patience. Most guys are horrible at multi-tasking – we can’t read the papers and hold a conversation at the same time to save our lives! It’s just not built into our programming. Work and play are two very separate commodities that each requires a specific amount of time. As a result, when a relationship starts to eat into our precious fun time, the alarm bells start ringing and we immediately start dashing for the nearest exit route.

3. FEAR OF GETTING HURT
Men are just as capable of suffering from a broken heart as a woman is – the one difference being that the guy usually has so huge an ego, he’ll never admit it. Commitment means wearing your heart on your sleeve, putting your emotions on the line and exposing yourself to the risk of getting hurt in the long run. The truth is, other single men will always be on the hunt for new women, so what’s to say the girl you truly love won’t pack up and leave you for another man who’s better in bed, richer or just plain cooler than you? As much as we hate to admit it, men are insecure and an insecure man is a man who will find any means necessary to hide his weaknesses – and that usually involves getting out before getting in too deep in a relationship.

4. WE’RE HORNY DEVILS
Usually when men boast to their friends about having slept with X number of girls (X = actual number of girls he’s slept with * shameless exaggeration), his friends give him a big pat on the back for being a stallion of love. On the other hand, a woman who readily divulges the number of men she’s slept with is usually greeted with far less fanfare and is oftentimes branded as being that bad ‘S’ word. It’s a sad but true reality that we practice double standards in our society and as a result, a man often finds himself having to prove his manliness through his ability to charm a lady out of her dress. In cases like these, less doesn’t always mean more and almost any young stud worth his weight in free love would hesitate at the thought of tying himself down to a serious relationship. To him, the very thought of bedding the same girl for the rest of his life is enough to give him cold feet and a sudden case of shrinking balls.

5. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
The longer a man stays in a relationship, the more money he’s likely to spend (unless he finds himself a sugar mummy!). Even if a committed couple goes Dutch, it’s inevitable that the guy is bound to spend more money that he ordinarily would on silly unnecessary things like romantic dinner dates, extravagant Valentine’s Day gifts, and (gasp) maybe even an engagement ring. It won’t be long before kids start popping out of nowhere and everybody knows that these little bundles of joy will suck your bank account dry faster than you can change diapers. Money is power and power is something most men with a backbone love having. The more money he spends on a woman and the less he saves for himself just makes it all the less likely he’ll ever be able to afford his dream sports car or that condo by the beach. And we all know that a man who has no hopes of owning either of these things isn’t worth his weight in gold, literally
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WHAT WOMEN WANT:

Fiona, 23, ‘unappreciated talent’
”Men are afraid of being labelled as losers by his guy friends. Commitment for a guy usually means making a lot of sacrifices he isn’t necessarily willing to make and devoting a lot of time to one girl. In most lasting relationships, women are usually the ones who wear the pants and that’s a lot of ego to swallow for any guy. What most women want is full-time commitment and unconditional compromise. Money is also sometimes more important than good sex.”

Jeerawan, 29, journalist
”The Peter Pan Syndrome can be found in many men these days. He dotes on himself and is afraid to make any kind of commitment to a girl. He wants to retain his sense of youth and the idea of settling down scares him. All women want from a man is never-ending affection, 24/7 undivided attention and a little extra spending power – is that really too much to ask?”


WHAT MEN WANT:

Peter, 19, ‘swinging sexy single’
”Getting tied down to just one girl is no different from being a canary in a cage. No matter how you try to be a swinger on your little perch, you will never feel a true sense of freedom. Why be a tiny bird when you can be an eagle, soaring in the skies for the next prey? What men want most of all is to relish in their sexual conquests and putting their eggs into as many baskets as possible. That’s why I’m a regular basket case!”

Freddie, 19, National Servicemen
”Men like possessions they can cash-and-carry, no frills, no instalments, just something they can instantly enjoy before moving on to the next big thing. Women are like coffee machines – they aren’t always necessary, they cost a lot, and reading their instruction manual is usually more of a chore than anything else. What men want is something instant like a simple 3-in-1 coffee mix, something to keep him up all night and doesn’t take a long time to prepare”
All my stripper friends
All my ex-girlfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Parties in the bar, reaching for the stars
We all want the same thing

Doesn't matter what you need to get you through your day
If you buy it, or just sell it or just give it away
It's the same at the end of the day
Doesn't matter if you pray or if you stop praying
Sounds are spinning in your head, and they just won't stop playing
It's the same at the end of the day

Sunday, June 1, 2008

just when you think life won't get any wierder...

source: http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/05/18/water-fountain-rips-womans-vagina-sfw/

Water Fountain Rips Woman’s Vagina [SFW]

Water fountain shows have always been a big draw for people. Whether you are taking a moment to enjoy the world famous Bellagio fountain show or the smaller, but still amazing, Tianyi Sqaure show in Ningbo, China, you are likely to enjoy the overall experience.



Yang, a 19 year-old college student, had a very different experience.

In August of 2007, Yang was at a local center square in the Henan Province of China. She went with some friends to enjoy the day and see the musical water fountain show.

Yang and her friends were playing in the water fountain area and enjoying the light burst of water that would spray them. All of a sudden, while Yang was struck by a powerful burst of water that threw her into the air.



After the fall, Yang experienced extreme stomach pains and was bleeding badly. She was immediately taken to the hospital to undergo medical care.

The doctor said that the fountains water pressure had torn her vagina and damaged her intestines.



During the following 7 months, Yang received 3 surgeries to repair the damage, which left her some pretty bad scars.

Yang is suing the owners of the fountain for around $24,500 in damages.

(東 方 今 報)