1. Must not have a shadow of a previous relationship. This is more commonly known as a “rebound”. I had my fair share of it and it lasted less than 3 months. Broke my heart and I cried my hearts out.
2. Must not mind my past. Ya… everyone has skeletons in their closets (well, at least some) and sometimes, I just don’t wish to talk about it, so do try not to pry.
3. Must be financially stable. Doesn’t matter if you don’t own a house or a car; most importantly, you must not be owing banks by the tens of thousands because I am… actually, most university students are. Oh, this also means that you should have a stable job; and being an entrepreneur who is earning deficits every month does not count.
4. Must not think with your other head. It’s a known fact that guys have 2 heads - one on their neck and the other one on another longer neck which is not shown. I already have a lot of guys who try to get into my pants, but really, I am not interested. Please love me for what I am and not for free sex.
5. It would be nice if you have nice parents. While I may not be marrying your parents, but the truth is, I don’t want to develop a daughter-in-law-mother-in-law problem in the future. This is really scary; and oh, preferably not one to rush me into giving birth to grandchildren.
6. Preferably have similar interests with me. So, what are my interests? Well, you can look up my facebook profile - I have just updated it. In a nutshell, I’m into arts and drama, science and medicine, and I like to travel and backpack with lots of photography.
7. Love me. No, seriously, love me - not the way as in “I love you, so you must show me that you love me by making love (read: have lots of sex) with me. I once had lunch with a guy friend who had an interest with me and he had a drop too much during lunch (yes, lunch!). Imagine my shock when he told me that he wants to make love to me all day and night. Damn, why do I always get these kind of guys?
Lastly, the following need not apply:
1. Smokers
2. Tatooees
3. Gamblers
4. Car racers, car salesman, car distributors
5. Promiscuous people
6. Show-offs
7. Guys who accessorise themselves with different women for different occasions
8. Cabin crew
9. Young entrepreneurs
10. Probably a few others that I can’t remember yet
11. Poor guys (sorry, I am just being pragmatic)
What do I have to offer? I don’t know, but I am not obliged to.
So, if you think you have what it takes, do drop me a message using the contact form. If you think I should remain single, then leave me a comment here because this will add to my conviction (strong belief, not a court conviction - then again, if you didn’t get this, you probably can’t apply) that I should remain single. Some even told me that perhaps celibacy is God’s call for me.
Right.
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