"Honey, do you think I'm fat?"
The question that's indeed a boyfriend's/husband's worst nightmare and here's a few ways to deal with it..
1) its ok dear, i still love you as much as before, if not even more
2) its ok darling, i love you for who you are, inside and on bed, not size and weight
3) its ok sweetie, like they say, age is not a problem, height is not a distance and weight is not a burden
4) its ok my love, i will eat as much if not even more, to match you
5) its ok creamy bun, my love for you made me blind and oblivous to anything exterial
6) yes you are, please allow me to leave you for somebody else. My freedom, your concern
or if you're feeling cruel..
"babe , remember what i told you at mac's ... a minute on your lips forever on your hips"
:)
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Dude your blog is fucking boring. do post stuff abouts gossips about daily happenings and bitch around like a whore. This way you'll definitely get more visitors here. that is if you dare
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