Wednesday, May 28, 2008

highs and lows with the love of my life: my stapler

Today I was sitting at my desk minding my own business when I suddenly turned to look at the stapler on my desk.

It was at that precise moment that life came into focus. While I was blurry eyed before, I was suddenly very in touch with my feelings.

And that hard, shiny object smiled at me.

It was then that I fell in love with the stapler on my desk.

I'm not talking about "Ah I love this stapler! It binds these pieces of paper together beautifully!"
I'm talking about hard, hot passionate romantic feelings for my stapler.

We laughed, we talked, we dance a little bit in the office as well and at the end of the day, I even ventured to ask for a kiss.

Have you guys ever fallen in love with your staplers too?

Yours,
Levan

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