when you know you are really THAT BORED~

things to do in an elevator

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~When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. ~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. ~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. ~Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. ~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" ~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!" ~Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator ~Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. ~Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. ~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking. ~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. ~Ask, "Did you feel that?" ~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. ~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." ~Swat at flies that don't exist. ~Tell people that you can see their aura ~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. ~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" ~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" ~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. ~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. ~Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. ~Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. ~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. ~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on." ~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!" ~Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud." ~Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator." ~Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction